Quotations are my life

  • Texan: What are you doing?
  • Me: Quoting you for our blog.
  • Texan: That thing that you and Autumn are always wasting your time on?
  • Me: If I hd a dime for every time I heard that, then I would have one dime. We do not waste time, we give the internet what it wants, random hilariousness!
  • Texan: Well what are you writting, then?
  • Me: That funny sex joke you said, plus this whole conversation.
  • Texan: You are so immature!
  • Me: Thank you
  • Texan: Screw you!
  • Me: I plan to.

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